March 19, 2009

MAUJI DARUWALLAH

(This poem is an outcome of a classroom activity where 15 random words were given to the students and either a poem or a paragraph needed to be penned down in 20 minutes. I chose to write a poem on this unique fellow called Mauji Daruwallah. Hope you enjoy it! The words are highlighted for your reference.)


Today my friends, I’ll tell you a story

of a remarkable young lad, called Mauji.

Never in my life have I ever lied

this story is true, it can’t be denied.

This wondrous creation of the lord

was blessed to the Daruwallahs one fine morn.


When Mrs. Daruwallah felt a kick

she knew this day will be ‘BIG’!

BIG indeed it was…

Not just the day, but whatever followed.

The doctor cried in delight and in awe

“This DIKRA is the biggest baby ever born” and he cut the cord.


Mauji always faced ridicule since then,

“There walks, my friends, India’s biggest Ben!”

His T-shirt could encompass the whole class.

He ate his food in a tank of brass.


He always wanted to be an army man,

but he violated the requirements of the clan.

The general said “You are too visible

to camouflage in the foliage, you snowman abominable!”


The agenda hurt Mauji deep down.

His anger scared the whole town.

The red on his face was bright as the sun

His omnipresent fury made him pick up a gun.


The valiant ardour with which he stomped about

shook the whole battleground.

The calm young lad had now lost his cool

The tiny gun in his hand projected him as a fool.


When his mom heard of what happened,

she caned him good on his back end.

“My little Mauji, no matter how big you become,

you are still my little diva and not a Bum!”

His mum’s sweet words put sense right back in

from where it had escaped and created this din.

February 18, 2009

An Ode To Joblessness

I was looking for inspiration today,

To pen down a few li’l words away

It was meant to make me feel oh! So good

Can’t think of much, but I think I should.


I gazed around and wondered for long

Wandering in my head, humming a song

How long have I been idle this way

I look lost! Is what people say.


Haven’t still thought of a line

Nothing strikes my head that could rhyme.

Blessed with this wandering brain

Tried to concentrate… but all in vain.


Ha! Laughs the devil on my side.

You will never ever ever decide.

Wasting your time on a stupid song.

Go do something else… go do something wrong!


The angel pitied my plight

“Come I’ll give your thoughts a flight”

Think of the first thing that pleases you

And I’ll give you something that rhymes with it too.


And here I go writing a song

Haven’t written one for so long

The angel rhymed away with me

To make a song rhyme so perfectly.


Gosh! ‘tis an ode to joblessness

Who am I trying to impress

Writing something so randomly

Thank you God for the Epiphany!


December 20, 2008

I AM JUST HUMAN!


Ever since my mind opened its eyes,
Never got a chance to let it speak.
Oozing out the resentment
Suppression leaves me weak.



Can’t live this way
Hate faking it anymore
I deserve one more chance
To live the life I adore.



All the mistakes I made
Every time you thought I sinned
I chose to make them myself
I chose to stop the wind.



You listened to the words of the mouth
Never cared to hear my eyes
They were shouting all the time
While my words were full of lies.



Your words leave the soul tainted
Tears left the heart sore
I deserve one more chance
To live the life I adore.

October 14, 2008

Misery Of The Foolish Mind

It’s a tragedy of my life that God didn’t provide me with enough brains to save myself from being fooled all through my childhood. Though my mom recalls that part of my life as being the naughtiest phase of my life, I completely differ on her opinion. I guess its just to cover up on her conduct towards me that she labels me as the naughtiest and the strangest baby ever born. Life’s a pain when old memories remind me how an innocent mind was so easily fooled at home. One such excerpt from my pitiful childhood is worth mentioning.

When I was around five years old I had developed quite a questioning mind to serve as a headache for my parents, as if my constant jabbering wasn’t enough! One fine day when my mom and I were going through our family album I came across one picture clicked in Mussoorie with my mother holding me while trying to make me stand in the water. The weird expression on my face caught my inquisitive eye and hence popped a question from an impressionable mind. “Why are you holding me like this Mama?” Already fed up of the ‘Whys’ in the previous pictures, bang came the reply, “That’s where your father and I found u and got you home. You are not my baby we found you in the river!”

Before she could add more to the new revelation, she observed my lips curl down and my eyes started watering. Not being able to see the twinkle in my mom’s eyes and her joy of having surprised a harmless little me, I was left dumbstruck. Since childhood the uneasiness of being caught crying in front of someone else made me feel like running away from the couch and get to the solace of the familiar dingy place under the bed. Closing the album the next instant I said, “Enough for today!” and ran away from my mom.

Supposedly that incident was forgotten by the members of the family but not poor me. But the incident resurfaced once again after a lot many months and that too in front of a guest who might have quite enjoyed my misery. Somehow people have this inexplicable joy in receiving an answer for the silly question, “Are you your Dad’s daughter or your Mama’s?” Isn’t the answer quite obvious in most cases? As far as my knowledge favors me it takes two to create a fool like me. But after the new found information quick came the reply, “I’m nobody’s daughter, my parents picked me up from a river!” To my mother’s horror probably the scene flashed back and she snapped at me “What in the Lord’s name are you saying?” The innocent in me just poured out the whole incident in the presence of every person present in the room. It took more than a day to convince me that I was not adopted. Since the damage showed its after effects at later stages in life too causing a major embarrassment for my parents, many more served as a witness to my misconception. Hence making me famous as the girl who thought she was “Adopted”.

September 28, 2008

Yours Lovingly, "DEATH" !

Tiny hands holding guns

Bodies turned inside out

The beast is on the prowl

Save your daughters and your sons.




The black will spread soon

The sky will burn the soul

No calm in this light

Life has changed to coal.


Splinters shatter the hearts

Tears wash no sins

Bent with sickly minds

Forget what has been.

Innocence is extinct

All face the wrath

The dove’s left the nest

‘Coz blood is on the path.


Eerie is the air

Smoke is in my breath

Fighting the way to peace

Gifting mankind to death!


Slurping on the happiness

Souls are dry of evil scent

God will not free you

Your minds are still hell bent!




(This poem is dedicated to all the delhi bomb blast victims... god give them peace!)